Saturday Night - I know it's late but I am treating the
neighbours to a little 'welcome home Beth sing-along with Beth and Elvis' with
head phones cos tis their favourite. Mines Mr Husband is treating the
neighbours out the back to a little 'Steven welcome home 'snore, cough and
sneeze along with Steve' without headphones. Soooo good to be back in our own
beds and sharing stuff with the neighbours. I bet they don't even appreciate
how feckin good and caring we are to them.
Sunday - Tonight is a bloody moon and an eclipse- so I am
ready yet again. Colander at the ready and knife in case I need to sacrifice
anyone (apparently that's what we were supposed to do at the last one- don't
hurt to be prepared is what I say)!
Monday Evening -Well I think T'was very nice that moony
thingy last night/this morning at a most unsociable hour. Seemed like I was the
only one in this road to be out in me bedtime attire- and before ye asks- well
yes I do only wear fluffy socks to bed and nothing else. Of course I didn't go
out into the moonlight in just be fluffy socks. What do ye take me for? I had
me colander on as well although to be honest I did strain me eyes a bit. Not
only did it seem like I was the only one out in the road at this ungodly hour to
partake of the spectacle 'not coming round again for many years eclipse' I was
the only one out there. I stood in the middle of the road and didn't get
knocked down even- that's how alone I was. T'was very nipply out there. Not
well today. Think I caught a chill. So here I be, tucked up in bed, browsing
for birthday gifts for mines little sister (the one with the issues and the day
confusion). I could have got something last week but I was told the world would
end today and I didn't wanna waste me money. I am also having a very croaky sing-along
with Beth and Elvis (cos me throat is sore) so extra special treat for me
neighbours. I think they must be cold tonight cos they have shut the Windows.
But I will just sing louder and croakier.
Tuesday- All the way home from Tesco mines Mr Husband was
asking me 'Why? Why did you have to do it? Why is all I ask!' That's how he went.
'Oh feckin alright' (I was fed up of his asking now)- ' I did it because he was
hunky and had a cute arse and was bent over in front of me and I couldn't
resist'. He wasn't going to let me get away with that. 'But for god's damn sake
woman- he was the manager and ye should not slap the managers arse no matter
how tempted you are'. I argued my case 'Well I couldn't see his face- just that
feckin cute arse. People really shouldn't bend over in front of me'. He was
quiet for a moment. Then he said ' And what about that woman? Why? Why do you
have to go and throw your arms around her and say 'It's really lovely to see
you working in here'- she looked feckin terrified'. 'Ah that's easy to answer
as well', I said 'It is Kathy my friend'. He tutted and sighed. 'I keep telling
you, tis NOT Kathy'. 'Well she looks like Kathy' I said ' I am sure that Kathy
is leading a double life'. He looked a bit frustrated if ye ask me. 'She banged
her when she fell to the ground- she thought you was mugging her- its a good
job I was with you and told her you hadn't had your medication yet. Ye would be
locked up again ye would'. Then he shakes his head and says 'I am not taking ye
shopping not no more- in future ye shall give me a list and ye can stay at home
and stop showing me up'. Anyways I don't care I don't like shopping. Ye do ye
best to bring a bit of spice into the life of a supermarket and all ye get is
'don't do this, don't that, don't sit in the ice cream section of the freezers
to cool yeself off with no clothes on, don't be twerking, don't be telling the
woman on the till that ye are going naked pole dancing after with a traffic
warden'. I give up!
Thursday- Yesterday was a good day- Mines Mr Husband bought
me Roy Orbison Black and White Night- being trying to get that for ages. He
said 'I seen that on your Amazon wish list'. Personally I think I am lucky he
got that because on that list is a toilet roll holder, paper toilet seat covers
and a bulk buy pack of loo rolls- (you see a theme there emerging don't ye?). I
also managed to buy five mirrors for her with bump next doors pussy- it is a
bit out of control to say the least. I am now hoping it will bring some control
back in it's life. Also got a free air
freshener at the car wash- Mines Mr husband said yer put that in yer drawers-now I
am walking a bit funny but I smell nice. Today's top tip from Beth's world of top tips is this -
no matter what your problems everything is only temporary and it shall pass.
Yesterday was temporary and it passed. Today is temporary and it too shall
pass. Tomorrow will be temporary and it shall too pass. Everything is
temporary- apart from Bruce Forsyth. Looks like we are stuck with him.
Ye will notice I missed Wednesday out because that's how I
roll some weeks- I miss out complete days just for the sheer hell of it.
Although I was in a rebellious mood and I did put a teabag in the wrong bin. And
even worse than that I don't even care!
Catch yous all laters me ol' babbers. Have a good day.
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