Well if ye been wondering what I been doing this week- yer
tis. If ye ain't be wondering tis still yer!!
SUNDAY-Two things
today :About this yer blog of mine. Mines Mr Husband helps me promote them so I
get followers and readers. That's followers not stalkers. Although tis true ye
can never tell these days. Thankye muchly if ye are a follower, or a stalker.
Tis a pleasure to have ye on board.. Well, I used to be big in Alaska. I looked at the
stats last night. I have mixed feelings about being big in Russia. I don't
even write Russian. Is it the KFC I wonder who are watching me? Putin and his
mates? Tis very curious. I have more Russian followers than English. Curious
indeedy.
I have told mines Mr Husband that I have ordered some more
Elvis CDs to play on the way to Scotland and back so me and Elvis can have a
good sing a long. I couldn't tell really
if that was a pleased look or not. Anyways in other news he is fitting an
ejector button to my seat in the Jag. Curious indeedy.
MONDAY: Don't you
just hate that moment when you are sat on the loo and a good poem comes in yer
head and all ye haves to hand is loo roll and squirty soap! (Note to self:
Install notebook and paper in loo- all three of them!)
TUESDAY: I been on a little trek today. I had to go from Devon to Burnham to the dentist because she won't come to
me misery guts she is. Mines Mr Husband was really worried about me going all
that way on the motorway on me todd. 'Find a car doing a steady 68 and follow
it- ye won't go wrong' he said, and no flashing- not lights nor boobies. I was
miffed. Not on the motorway long and I clocked a nice shiny BMW doing 68- well
71 but ssssh don't tell Mines Mr Husband. Yep I was surprised too- a BWM going
that slow. But I stuck behind him like glue. He couldn't shake me off with a
shitty stick. And that guys is why I am in a place called Manchester!
WEDNESDAY AM: Sat here waiting for another Electric man-
rope in one hand and fresh roll of gaffer in other.
WEDNESDAY PM:I bet ye all wondering how the electric man got
on ain't ye? He was late for starters. When he comed I was impatient. I opened
the door and said 'Eelectric man?'- he had EON on his shirt. He said 'No'. I
said 'Have ye brought cake and cookies like it says on me door?'- I pointed the
notice out cos these peoples aren't always observant. He said 'No- I come to
mend the boiler'. I told him if he hadn't brought cake or cookies I didn't know
to let him in or not. He said 'look missus I am a supervisor'. I thought
'ooo-er a supervisor' so I grabbed him by the time and dragged him up me hole'.
Then he ran back saying he had to lock the van. He came back willingly. Then he
was only yer an hour- he has all his equipment out all over me floor and then
he said he had to go cos one of his nuts was sheared off. I don't know if he
will come back and finish the job. I bet he will send someone else. The same
one never comes twice here. Curious indeedy.
THURSDAY AM: Well another adventure looms- I thought I would
grace the Doctor with my presence today. Tis a long while since I been up there
and caused chaos and I thought today would be a good day. I will think of a
reason for a visit when I get there and have gauged her mood at seeing me. Tis
not always a happy one.Time to get the pea out.
THURSDAY PM:
Well that was a funny
mother in the doctors- all I Said was 'What a lovely ginger baby you have and
what pronounced eyebrows she has- are they her own?'. Well the look she gave me
you would think she had never been asked that before. Curious woman indeedy.
(Her- not me!)
SATURDAY : Yer all been thinking I been quiet. Well we went
to me muvvers and helped her trying on her wigs. Then this evening we went to a
wedding. We was invited. Well when I say we was invited - we just turned up.
When I say we went to a wedding well we just sat outside with chips. But I said
to mines Mr Husband 'lets go in and join in'. He said 'we don't even know who's
wedding it is'. I told him 'see her in the white frock thing - yeah her that
looks like she fell in a vat of meringue- well tis
her wedding'. He said 'Well we don't know her'. I said 'yeah but, please lets
go in- they will have cake- I am sure they will have cake'. Anyways we
compromised and he went off and got chips. I sneaked in and got cakes. Then we
sat outside and watched the arguments. I bet it was someone we knew. I wanted
to stay to the end but he said 'no cos you will get lairy and pull your top up
and jiggle your boobies'. I don't think mines Mr Husband has been to many
weddings. People like that they do! Booby jiggling.
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