Cockles, Knickers and Goolies

Did you wake up a miserable fecker today? Or did you let him sleep? I am letting mine sleep. (Sulking I bet cos FLUF (fat little ugly fecker who steals promotions) is still there!!! If yer the miserable fecker take a look in the mirror at yerself. What is it that is getting on yer nerves today? Does the way your mother put yer hat rankle with thee. Is it perched like a cockle on a rock on top of yer head? Or did yer part yer hair in the wrong place today? Look up- I am talkin about yer hair on yer head- not yer legs. Or is that yer one of yer eyebrows off by mistake when yer cuts yer fringe (Or is that just me??). Stop- check- is yer knickers on back to front or inside out, or yer socks on the wrong feet? Tis all things that can cause a soul misery. Have yer just noticed the cat in the kitchen yer been talking to all morning is just yer handbag (No?- just me again then!). Well whatever tis, tis a beautiful sunny day and if yer have a touch of the piftics today get yer self out in that there sunshine. Take yer cat and yer handbag and yer sun cream and Uncle Tom Cobleys hole and enjoy the sunshine- for next week it be sure to be freezing yer arse off and blowing a goolie again.