What you all been
waiting for here are few Beths hot top tits for 2019.
Don’t say you hope for a better year this year- make this
year better for yourself. You have to put the effort in for change- yeah-
really- so get off yer arse and get about it.
Follow your dreams-
don’t follow mine- you can only but imagine what happens in mine- they are weird!
Ditch the dumb ass and the waste of space-you don’t want that
hanging round yer arse like a wet nappy forever and a day.
Make your life worth living and make yourself count. I don’t
mean sheep and I don’t mean get yourself an abacus or take up maths-maths is
for nerds. You only need be able to count slices of cake- i.e. 1. 1 very large
one.
Do something out of
the ordinary. Run naked round town or along the sea wall. Ask a complete
stranger to do a willy wave at you- or better still ask for his address. Only
if he is hot to trot though.
Don’t step on hot glass because I tried this in
2018- it’s horrible.
If you are intending to move house this year, find the one
you like, mark your territory- pee on the doorstep. It works. (Tested and
proven by yours truly).
Dance in the rain, and the snow and the sun and sing loud-
sing –a- long with Beth and Elvis and Bob topless if you like. Although Bob don’t do topless in
the water- his knob gets soooo cold as it is.
Don’t wait for someone to visit you- visit them. Maybe they
can’t get to you very easily. Maybe they got a dodgy hip or no toes. I know
someone with no toes. It’s a pobble.
Don’t be hard on someone because they are not doing what YOU
expect and don’t be hard because they didn’t bring you a gift. You have no idea
what other people are going through. (Could be bankruptcy- some of us will).
And remember pamper youself and take time for youself. It’s
ok to be everything to everyone- but not at the cost of your health. The world
is running out of straight jackets.
Remember the 2nd of January is baby making day.
Get in there my friends- unless you don’t want a baby- in this instance you have
pancake day to look forward to!
Now go get sober and get theeself down to the Dunelm sale –
I hear bath mats are on offer.
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