Uh oh. Big
Pearl hears
about Dirtie Gerties singed Minge. She was disgusted. Anyways she says to me
'since the muff buff I discovered I have a mole down there'- she whispered this
bit. Oooo-er missus. She wanted me to have a look!! I am not a mole expert.
Anyways I had a quick look- not that I intent to make a habit of it ye
understand looking at muffs moles. Turns out it weren't a mole at all. Was a
Hamster! Think she sat on it again! #awkward.
On the
plus side today I am taking the risk of losing my parking space and taking the
pea for a run to spend times with mines little sister- (the one with the issues
and the day confusion, accidental blue hair and the constipation and part time
camel toe - by her own admission- I won't mention her piles cos she is
sensitive about it).
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