Saturday Night -
7.15 pm -The excitement when a car stops in the lay by and you think
you got visitors. Then they go to pull off. I am getting really good now at
stopping cars from pulling away. So Yay- I have visitors. When I remove the
tape from their mouths I will ask them their names.
7.30pm -As luck would have it a break down truck pulled up in lay by
too. He didn't know all the uses for a tow rope. They all seem to be having fun
trying to get free and I am showing them baby pics of the kids. Such fun. Keep
bail money on stand by. Last time it didn't end so well.
10pm (at the police station) -Oh so it's called kidnap is it. Well there you go. That's
put the mockers on that then. Didn't like them anyway. Needs bail money.
Sunday morning at 3am: (back home) The tv remote control
has spiralled out of control. Had to pull the plug out of the TV. What I say is
thank feck for Solo beats and Elvis Presley. Make the most of loud singing
before we move to the new house. It won't be as soundproof as this one. Singing
won't be the only thing we will have to be quiet with either. Mines mister will
have to fart bit quieter an all.
Sunday morning at 4am: I don't know what the man from down the road wanted. Something about making a noise. I told him straight - it's 4 in the morning- haven't you got better things to do than pester women who trying to sing along to Elvis. You oughta be sleeping not banging on my door making a noise. Fair to say he went off with a flea in his ear.
Tuesday Morning:
When you are poorly sometimes you have to stay in bed. You
wear your pyjamas or nothing at all if this is your preference. When you are
poorly sometimes you have to go to the doctors. I do not see what is wrong with
wearing your pyjamas or nothing at all if that is your preference. I just can't
see what the fuss was about. I had me socks on I did.
Tuesday
Evening:
Its all
excitement here. 1000mm of bubble wrap arrived. Poor delivery man thought I was
a loony. Mines Mr Husband has locked the front door- he has gone to work. This
has a two fold purpose - keeps me from escaping (it is ok mines friends- I have
chocolate) and stops me from kidnapping people to talk to. However, it buggers
up deliveries muchly. But then Yodel do say they will deliver after seven but I
have never know them to before- or in the day even! I called through the letter box for him to leave it on the doorstep. He
wouldn't. Then I ran though the house and out in the garden and waved to his
mate from the gate. Then I ran back in the house and back to the front to wave
to the man at the door. Then I ran up the stairs and along the landing to the bedroom
to search for a door key. Back down the stairs and through the living room to
the front door. I opened the door and told him I was sooo sorry, waved to his
mate in the van and then thought ooooh the man that was delivering the bubble
wrap was enough to bring the wet knicker brigade out in full force. So as I
grabbed the luscious bubble wrap and I grabbed the delivery man and waved his
friend off. The delivery man is now parcel taped to the chair behind the bubble
wrap whilst I get me breath back and take some pain killers - then we are going
to have some fun with the bubble wrap. I Have locked the door and hidden the
key. It is going to be a fun night.x
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