I got mines Mr Husband to take me to Dunelm again today. I took him a few times in the week for a fathers day treat. He
said it couldn't be because fathers day is on sunday always. Whoohoo-
guess what day it is today?Anyways I had withdrawl symptons. Not from fathers day- from Dunelm. I got me new box on the fence for me tits. Mines mother said 'I expect yours husband will be wanting to sit in mines garden all the spring next year just to look at mines tits'. I told her 'I don't think so- I have mines own tits for him to watch and he can do that without leaving the house'. I think we will have to start some tours and charging a pound for peoples to look at our tits in the springtime. Also the Sparrows and the Robins.
Today I also treated the new neighbours over back to a flash of me
knicker elastic when the wind took me skirt me up over me head- except I
didn't actually have any knicker elastic about my person. One old chap
had a stroke and the other missed. I am sure now they will be welcoming me warmly to the neighbourhood.
And I just want ye all to know I do
like a mushy pea. I know thats random but that is how me mind works!x
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