We went to Dunelm. I managed to convince mines Mr Husband it
would be a good idea. He is never so sure. Apparently those beds are for
display- not for sleeping in and certainly not for hanky panky. Well who knew?
They should not make them so inviting then! Also I have been in love with a big
round swivel chair that you can curl up in and go to sleep. Every time we go I
have a little curl up and a little sleep and a little swivel. Can't beat a
little swivel. Mines Mr Husband said I can have one if we win the lottery.
Still waiting. Today though I was furious after hauling myself up those darned
stairs to find some little fecker swivelling round and round in it whilst his
sister pushed it round. 'Ere, get out my chair you cheeky little fecker', I
said to him. His dad didn't like my 'tone' he said. 'And I don't like your
little fecker swivelling in my chair' I told him. Anyways that was how the
fight started- thought I was going to need bail money but the nice policemans
said it was ok because I had been good and kept all mines clothes on. Mines Mr
Husband said that this why he didn't like taking me shopping, because I gets
into too much trouble. On the way home I see a cake shaped person carrying a
cake- I yelled 'STOOOOOOOOP' at the top of my voice and mines Mr Husband did an
emergency stop and just missed a cat and a cyclist and budgie (Yeah- my
thoughts exactly- what was a cat doing in the middle of the road?)- I jumped
out of the car and whipped the cake from out of her arms- she didn't have
chance to struggle even- not like the last person I did that to. Whoohoo, one
cake up and nice cake it was too...... Mines Mr Husband says we won't be able
to drive down that street again. He worries way toooo much. Also the woman at
53 has a ginger pussy- seen it today through the bedroom window. It seemed to
be catching things on the lawn! And then she was stroking it. Ya just don't know what ye will see round yer!
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