I have been to the doctors again today. I was quite well
behaved I thought. Well until that woman got stroppy with me. I thought she had
a nice body. Quite shapely. So I thought it would be nice to pay her a
compliment. All I said was 'haven't you got a nice figure. Nice tits. Have you thought
about getting a bit took of end of that nose?'. That was when the fight
started. Good job by then I had already seen the advert about getting your kids
vaccinated against measles before it comes to town. I have booked them all in
for vaccinations and ear syringing. I thought may as well kill two birds with one
stone. Anyway the waitress at the desk reckons that because my kids are now in
their 20s and 30s they don't need measles jabs but I insisted on booking them
in anyway. Don't think that waitress woman is all there to be honest with you.
Of course I want my kids protected from the measles. Then after the Doctor told
me I have this feckin arthritis crap in all my bones and joints and I will have
to learn to live with the pain we went to look for some stuffing because I need
stuffing. Not the kind you have with your Sunday lunch either. The kind you
stuff a knitted snowman with. Mines Mr Husband found a blind woman wandering
round the town. She was headed for the building site so he turned her round and
took her to a bus stop. I thought 'eh up, he's pulled- I will just nip home for
his suitcase'. Then he said goodbye to her and left her on the bus stop. I
thought T'was a bit cruel leaving her in the road but he assured me that was
what she asked for! So I thought I will help someone too. I grabbed an old lady
and helped her across the road. She slapped me face. She didn't want to go
across the road and she was only 23. Oh well, I tried. And I still need
stuffing! Oh yes and Mines Mr Husband and I
experimented when we went to bed last night-we tried sleeping in the
same bed. He tried to turn me over at one point so he could have more
bed! Cheek. I said 'this lady is not for turning-sleep in thee own
fecking bed'. Anyways we trying again tonight.........................
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