Sunday, 7 June 2015

Blow Job and a Pimms Please

Its been nice out here today so I said to Mines Mr Husband 'it's nice out, so get it out'- the sun bed that is (my oh my what were you thinking? what kind of a girl do you think I am?)- So I found my bikini and after waxing it I was able to slip into it easier. Then I said to mines Mr Husband 'drag the sun bed into the garden area'. He was a bit reluctant at first so I flashed my boobies at him. I put me sun glasses on and sprawled right out and shut me eyes. I was just soaking up a few rays when a sexy husky voice said 'can I do anything for you?'. Straight the way, thinking that mines Mr Husbands voice had dropped an octave or two, 'oooh yes please, I will have a blow job, a slice of cake and a drop of pimms to wash it down'. (I have never had Pimms but it sounds summery and perfect to go with cake). Anyways if you are wondering that is how I got chucked out of Homebase. But I tell ye what, they sun beds are most comfortable. They made a mistake in chucking me out of there- I may have bought one!

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