'Lets have some old people for tea' I said to mines Mr
Husband. 'No need my little pickled pineapple- I have been shopping and we have
chicken tonight'. Nevertheless we still had two elderly visitors. They enjoyed
themselves I think. They looked liked they did. I certainly did. I chatted non
stop for five hours. After we let them go I said to mines Mr Husband 'That was
nice wasn't it?' He just glared at me 'was it, was it? Who were they?'. I
laughed ' what you mean, who were they? Who were they? Didn't you know who they
were? Wasn't it obvious who they were?'. He thought momentarily and said 'No it
wasn't. That's why I am asking you who were they?' As confidently as I possibly
could I said ' They were thingymajig and whatjamacallit form over
thingymaflipsit whatsitdoodah. They were visiting she at number three when I
met them'. He sighed. 'Well, you shouldn't lure old peoples in and tie them to
chairs and gaffer tape their mouths just so you have some company, it's called
kidnap!'. Do ya know he was feckin right.
I need bail money again I am afraid! And I was so sure they had enjoyed it.
Think I will do something different next week.
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