Minge Fringe and Trim

My other friend, Big Pearl from Splatford Split (I know, don't laugh, she used to live Upper Ting Tong and before that up the Fanny Bridge area) came with us to the nail bar- she had her Minge fringe trimmed and now she got a fanny rash. I mean a funny rash. Damn autocorrect. Her husband, little Ted (yes really) big Ted's little brother (yes really- their mum liked the name Ted) he didn't want her to go. He don't like change don't little Ted. Tis true is that. They married for nearly 40 years and she only just got him to change his underpants. They did have to be sand blasted off after they broke the circular saw. Dirty Fecker is Little Ted. He thought it would change his view of her if she had the minge fringe trimmed. It did too. Now he don't be having her hair in his eyes when he goes between her legs to retrieve the Jack Russell. Tis true tis a Jack Russell they have- Little Ted thought it was a spaniel until Big Pearl had her Minge fringe trimmed. Little Ted is learning something new everyday just lately it seems.